And She Was Never Seen Again…

To: amelia@aol.com

From: noholibrary@usa.org

Subject: Fines

Mrs. Earhart,

It has recently come to my attention that you have four (4) substantially overdue library books, with total fines in a sum of $2.35.   I understand that you are leaving today on a solo Trans-Atlantic flight.  Please be advised that, immediately upon your return, we will need those fines to be paid in full.

30 mph?!?

A note about today’s picture.  Firstly, let’s all remember that my nephew is just a kid and he’s doing the best that he can.  Secondly, actual baby hippos are much cuter than this – be careful…DY

To: cutebabyhippo@gmail.com

From: humans@yahoo.com

Subject: Cuteness

Please stop being such a cute baby.  You’re not fooling us anymore.  We all know that when you grow up you will develop alarming foot speed, chase us down and kill us.  The gig is up, babies.

Next Time They’ll Be Red

To: jonlandau@aol.com

From: jamescameron@yahoo.com

Subject: New Project

Jon,

Got a great idea for a movie.  A tough misfit is unexpectedly able to take a fantastic voyage to a distant land.  He falls in love with a woman that couldn’t be more different than he is.  But wait, this woman is already promised to marry someone else!  But these two, from different worlds, cannot ignore their feelings and pursue a relationship.  Meanwhile, there’s an impending disaster – they, and all of their friends, are in great danger.  And the whole thing is framed by the fact that these guys in a ship are trying to get a sunken treasure.  In the end we learn that no matter how many people are trying to keep them apart and what society thinks, love conquers all.

What do you think?

To: jamescameron@yahoo.com

From: jonlandau@aol.com

Subject: Re: New Project

James,

That sounds exactly like our last movie.  I loved making Titanic with you, but let’s do something different this time.

To: jonlandau@aol.com

From: jamescameron@yahoo.com

Subject: Re: New Project

Okay, this time we’ll make them blue.